sneaky pete the magician

When you are fucking a woman from behind, grasp her firmly behind the neck and fein orgasm. Simultaneously, quietly, spit onto her lower back. When she turns to view the damage, unleash with the full power of a real orgasm into her eye.

Lisa to her friend Marie: My eyes really burn!

Marie: Take out your contacts.

Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.

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Sneaky Pete

1.Having sex from behind (slang: doggy style) & without saying anything to the lady you quickly pull out & put it in her anus before she realizes what you're doing.

2. Suprise anal sex with the woman you are Having Intercourse with

Chrissy: "That guy last night gave me a bloody Sneaky Pete !!!"
Jess: "omfg lisa, Nick fuckn Sneaky Pete 'ed me this morning! "

texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.

The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.