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Definition: Anything, no matter how high the stakes, is possible.
Origins: After the horrid release of Justice League in 2016, missionary worker and religious profit Zack Snyder was able to turn one of the worst pieces of dog shit, abhorrent movies into a remarkable superhero film
“Hey Di Lap are you going to bag that Victoria’s Secret model tonight or are you going to cry yourself to sleep?”
“Snyder Law states that I will be balls deep by dawn”
A visual element found in Zack Snyder's Graphic-Novel-to-Film Movies wherein, to increase the visual brutality of an impact during a fight, everything slows down to a near-crawl and speeds up quickly just before the impact. Similar to Bullet-Time of the 'Matrix' Trilogy Fame.
"Dude, when we were sparring the other day, I got so focused everything almost Snyder Paused!"
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The definition of a philosophical and enlightened director. Zack Snyder is responsible for creating the most innovative and thought provoking films known to men. His realistic, religious, and philosophical movies are too much for the average person to decipher. Most people have been accustomed to the bland, unimaginative, basic, and low risk MCU, and whenever someone tries to make something that is smarter than the norm (like Zack himself has done), they will throw a temper tantrum and take a scene completely out of context in order to satisfy their ego and boost their bullshit narrative. Most people are either too ignorant or too afraid to admit Zack and the DCEU's superiority to the MCU.
MCU Fanboy: "The Martha scene made no sense, why would anyone become friends because there moms have the same name?"
DCEU Fanboy: "Have you considered the fact that maybe the meaning to the scene was that after Superman said 'Save Martha', Batman realized that Superman was more human than he thought (because he has a human mom), and that Batman himself had become the thing he fought against (a monster that kills people)? Have you also considered that they became allies instead of friends?"
MCU Fanboy: "B-But Batman told Martha that they were friends!"
DCEU Fanboy: "Maybe because he wanted her to trust him?"
MCU Fanboy "..."
MCU Fanboy: "But Zack Snyder is just an idiot who ruined the DCEU!"
DCEU Fanboy "Or maybe you're too ignorant to at least try and understand the messages he tries to convey."
MCU Fanboy: "Don't talk to me, I'm just going to watch the Infinity Wars trailer for the 34th time!"
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The very complicated math equation men use to find out how hot a girl is compared to others. This is a helpful tool for finding the hotness of celebrities and also girls at school, work ,etc. this equation does not account for personality JUST LOOKS!
Snyder Equation= xy* 654q=jane is a 7 out of ten
A movie or a documentary in its originality without any cuttings made by the director or a studio to make it smaller
A cut to preserve its originality and watch it how the director or presenter intended it for the audience to watch it.
The Snyder Cut of documentary film Michael B Jordan named Michael Jordan's Playground, from 1997 is now available to watch online in 1:1 aspect ratio to watch how in the way it is originally made.
fuck verb
\ ˈfək \
fucked; fucking; fucks
Definition of fuck (Entry 1 of 2)
intransitive verb
1 usually obscene : COPULATE
2 usually vulgar : MESS sense 3 —used with with
How the FRANK SNYDER do we have a podcast???