Red socket

The process in which a man pulls out too fast during anal intercourse and pulls the recipients arsehole inside out. Red socket is reputedly a work of fiction but still invokes fear into people who regularly partake in anal.

Jills anus was sore after Trevor pulled out too fast during anal resulting in a 'red socket'.

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fece socket

A long tube sock filled with feces. It is commonly used to beat old men because it leave no bruises or marks only mental scaring and shame.

Elderly Man: "get off my lawn"

Young boy: "Shut up old man before I beat you with a fece socket!"

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Dick socket

The base of the penis. The penis' pivot point.

I was fuckin' Sally last night when my dick popped out of the pussy, hit the taint on the down stroke I heard a loud pop---I think it jacked my dick socket up.

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Dick socket

A vagina; a whore; a disliked woman

-"Do you love her?"
--"No she's just a dick socket."

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Wad Socket

A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.

Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.

Genius socket

A man is smartest when he is plugged in to a genius!!

Oh ho ho ha lol lmfao!

A genius socket is a woman's vagina
He became alot smarter once he plugged into a genius socket

10mm socket

Where the fuck did that shit go? I don’t know I’m on my fifth one this year.

“I spend more on 10mm sockets than I did on the entire car.”