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(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.
Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!
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(n.) rank, stinky-ass, wet, blown-out pussy.
Jay-Z: Did you hit last night?
Drake: Nah that bitch had some soggy soup.
Jay-Z: Whatchu mean?
Drake: Her pussy looked like it had been destroyed by the Incredible Hulk and drenched in water.
A slang term used by people in the niche gay community for the process of ejaculating into your sex partners nose and then having them sneeze onto your anus before you squat over their face and let it dribble out. And then fart so that it spreads properly.
"The other day I gave Gareth a Soggy Dybiec and it was great"
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A game kids play with a boy named Thomas. All the kids circle Thomas, jerk off on him and than yell out SOGGY THOMAS!!
Boy: have you seen Thomas around.
Boy 2: no not since we played soggy Thomas with him last week.Thomas Soggy Jerking
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A soggy ball is a large wad of toilet paper that has been drenched in water and is either thrown at someone or dropped from a high vantage point such as a 3rd floor bathroom window onto someone
My friends and I were playing outside when my dad started dropping soggy balls on us
A Soggy Subway is when you and the lads consensually gang bang a Subway employee/s after their shift. Then you, the lads, and the gang banged Subway employee/s go behind the Subway store and ejaculate on every peice of bread making the store a radioactive biohazard. A Soggy Subway also follows the same rules as a Soggy Biscuit, the last lad to nut in the subway employee/s must shit on their chest/s.
Subway employee: G-day lads, welcome to subway, what would you guys like?
The lads: Do you guys have any Soggy Subways in stock?
Subway employee: Yeah we do, I do. Do you guys want Jerome and Abigail to join in?
The lads: Yes please.
Subway employee: Awsome, my shift ends in an hour. Meet us out the back.
The lads: Lit.
One of the lads: Mate that Soggy Subway was soo good the other night. We nutted on soo many bread loaves there is now a national shortage.
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When you're hitting it from behind and she squirts on your pubes, so that you have to shake it off like a wet dog.
I fucked her so hard that she gave me a Soggy Doggy
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