Arguably the best battle rapper in history, destroys his opponents with lines that are obviously not pre-written, he addresses the previous verse(see the shirt-n-tie battle, when he disses critical). His punchlines often have the other rappers giving him daps mid-rhyme He is often overlooked because he is overweight(he'll admit it), white, and wears glasses
In Iron solomon's his battle against Math:
"Fuck Math, I'll get my vengeance with words
Sentences, verbs and paragraphs,
If I'm Slim Shady, i guess there will be nothing After-Math "
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Dividing something impossible to divide into two parts. From the Biblical story of King Solomon trying to ascertain the mother of a baby and suggesting that he be split into two, one half for each putative mother. 1 Kings 3:16-28
The partition of Palestine in 1947 was an example of a Solomonic split.
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(cool person)" you are so solomon dass"
Someone that takes it too far.
Conor - ''ya dancer man..you know that young boy? well he's just bought the big motor off me. Sweeeet sweeet sale!
Andrew - Sugaryyy sweetnesss!
Matthew - sugarry with gooodness!
Solomon Michelo - YUMMY YUMMY PIESS! YUMMY YUMMY PIIESSS!
Conor - ''too far''
visiting all of your teachers on the tuesday before grading closes to turn in every assignment that was due that quarter.
He's doing the Solomon Shuffle, he still has to visit Lowry to turn in 3 labs and Ms. Lutz to turn in 2 essays before 3:29
The real Solomon Williams is a bit more of a genius who seldom drinks Guinness. He always puts an 's' on the end of 'it' if it's appropriate. He is aware that 'illegal' and 'money' aren't proper nouns and therefore shouldn't be capitalized except at the beginning of a sentence. He also knows the difference between loose and lose. Knows the difference between hacking and simply using the internet.
Damn that Solomon Williams understands proper grammar.
Yes I do.
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When a person or people pick and choose their personal belief in satirical humor
in everyday life.
Mrs T. -Its 25 minutes till Shabbas, how will you ever make it to short hills on time threw Friday afternoon traffic??..
Reb Yid -Don't worry were Solomon Religious! The Rebba gives us an extra 36 minutes to talk
on are blackberry and drive on the shoulder..
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