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Take my talents down to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation

Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.

by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010

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I'm going to take my talents to South Beach

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.

Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"

by blaze1984 July 11, 2010

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south golden beach

the best town ever.
also known as south golden or simply golden.
is located in New South Wales,Australia near byron bay.
not part of ocean shores if people didn't realise.
south golden isnt big enough to be on maps or big enough to be recognised on satellite navigation systems.

'man that party at south golden beach was off the hook'

by franklini September 3, 2008


South Beach Breath Right

The act of one man laying his testicles over the bridge of another man’s nose. This could be done for pleasure or jest. This is similar to tea bagging, but the offender or giver may lay the shaft of his penis down towards the receiver’s mouth.

Jake: Nate, lets wait till Stevie passes out drunk then i will give him a south beach breath right. Get your Nikon ready. I want a close up on this one.

Nate: Jake I think that’s gay move.

Jake: is it? I am going to do it anyway.

Nate: ok make sure you fluff first.

by Professor Deuterium February 17, 2018


Surfside Beach, South Carolina

Wouldn’t this be the best place to escape to?

Surfside Beach, South Carolina

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020