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The worst state in the united states. The schools are ranked the lowest in the country, people cannot half way speak proper english because they talk like they have shit in their mouths. The summers are horrible because it is hot and humid. There are absolutely no emission laws so you can smoke up the world with your polluting piece of shit, therefore creating more pollution-the air thick and you would be lucky to ever get fresh air, and the air always reeks of some nasty smelling shit. They say there is alot of charm and southern hospitality, bullshit, all it is is southern hostility. There are no truly nice people down here. They are only nice when they have to be. Customer service sucks ass!!! South carolinians dont have manners- they hardly say "thank you" or "please." The only reason some people like this state b/c they were born and raised in it and they unforunately dont know any better. There are way too many young women popping out kids here. The average 21 year old has minimum of 3 kids, living off of uncle sam, bitch about having to work the little bit they have so they can maintain benefits, while the rest of the population that have to work their asses off to pay taxes for these scum bag ass bitches. They only have these kids for a paycheck and they always act like their kids are a pain in their ass, showing them no love, and you wonder why there are gangs and so much crime in south carolina?! All the people here are ugly and inbred. There is absolutely no pretty scenery-there is nothing adventurious to do except for watching the crappy college football gamecocks, which by the way, all of their paraphenlia is splattered all over peoples cars and they suck ass! That is the only thing people get excited about down here which I think is very lame. There are the shitty blue laws which prevents you from buying stuff you really need and you have to plan your life around it. Southerners are stuck on calling the northerners "yankees" and how they think the south rules the world. Stupid confederate flags are flown everywhere. Everything is snail paced- people do not know how to drive and what is so hard about using your signal??????? Staying down here too long will make you stupid. South carolinians think their "homecooked" "southern cooked" meals are the shit. It will make you sick. It consists of barbeque or fried chicken collards cornbread and mac and cheese.
In south carolina this is a 12th grade class level? Out west this would be considered an 8th grade level.
South carolinians think the gamecocks are real football players and a real football team??? HAHAHAHHAHA
Come on billy jo, lets go huntin and shoot at some clay pigeons and afterwards go to my barn and fuck some sheep. baaaaaa
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South Carolina is the worse state ever. Full of Mexicans. The cops are assholes. Everyone is still hanging onto the past. It is full of hicks. It is way too hot. It is not even worth to be called a state it fucking blows.
Man, I want to got to South Carolina.
Why the fuck you wanna go to South Carolina? It is full of fucking illegal smelly Mexicans and hicks fuck South Carolina it sucks.
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A state full of rednecks, who spawn like retarted bunnies, and mostly: the bitch of texas.
Texas: BITCH GET ME A SANDWICH!!
South Carolina: *sigh*..... ok
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South Carolina is crap. I have lived here for 31 years and wondering why I haven't left yet. The wages are horrible in here. The poor stay poor, the rich stay rich. As noted earlier, North Charleston is one of the most dangerous cities in the country, but it's not the hicks that commit the crime. As a matter of fact, good luck on finding a white person in North Charleston.
North Charleston is one of the most dangerous cities in the country. Columbia isn't that much better
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a state that every one thinks if full of hicks, when actuly there's isn;t hardly a single one in all of Myrtle Beach, Hilton Head, and even Greenville. ....Spartanburg, Orangeburg, Coloumbia, Rock Hill, Florence, and Charelston are full of them though.
MAN, i want to go to go to soth carolina.
South Carolina!? isn;t that full on hicks though?
Actuly there aren't many hicks in Greenville at all.
Oooooooohh, sure didn't know that.
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A sexual maneuver that involves getting a girl to go down on you, preferably while lying on a bed so that she's lying between your legs, then tearing ass. Idealy this will actually be a "shart" rather than a fart, but farts also count too.
Technically girls can do this too, though it's not as common. For women however it becomes even more diverse and may involve sharting, farting or queefing. Any of these disgusting bodily functions will produce the desired effect.
"Dude, my fucking boyfriend pulled a South Carolina on me last night and I think my nostrils may've sustained permenant damage... and my sheets are ruined for sure."
"What the fuck?! Did you just queef in my face?!"
"Please, it's called a 'South Carolina', honey."
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The best state in the world. Unfortunately the only city with anything worth seeing is Columbia, the capital. Hilton Head is nice too, but Greenville especially is full of stupid rednecks. Cameran from the Real World San Diego is from Anderson, and although she is slightly a redneck, she is hot!
Wow, I really would like to go to South Carolina, but I am scared that some crazy mountain redneck people from Greenville will run down from the hills and attack me, so I probably will just stay home.
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