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When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.
Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!
Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.
Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.
When the shoulder area hurts after punching the clown or choking the chicken too much
Kian: Dude i beat off too much last night now i've got the sore spanker
Nicholas: That blows cock!
A man who has mastered the art of titty spanking.
"That guy on the other team is a real Titty spanker. I wish he was on our side!"
Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .
My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.
n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.
"Look at that chicken spanker over there protesting the war"
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