when your in a heated argument and you have to pull your trap card
Me, an intellectual: you have big gay
Smelly head: your granny tranny
Me, the genius: your species feces
smelly head:*dies*
When you need to activate your trap card
Me:ur mom gay lol
Victim:no u lol
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Victim:oh god no...
Me:ur species feces
World:gets consumed by a black hole
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The chemical warfare equivalent of an insult. Very effective but kills both sides.
Billy: ur mom gay
Joel: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur species homo
Joel: *suffocates*
Billy: *heart failure*
All other Ur insults including ur family tree LGBT are infinitely inferior to this. This is the threshold of insults and saying it will cause chaos so extreme that words cannot explain it.
Warning: DO NOT USE THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
*In a VERY VERY VERY heated argument
James: You're mom gay
Rob: No u (James dies)
James: Ur dad lesbian (Rob gets pulled into the afterlife with James)
Rob: Ur granny tranny (James explodes and dies even though hes already dead)
James: Ur sister mister (Entire 3rd dimension ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur pappy trappy (Time stops existing and the big bang repeats for an infinite number of times)
James: Ur family tree LGBT (All parallel universes going up to the eleventh dimension become super massive black holes, the dimension barrier breaks, and all the black holes simultaneously swallow each other simultaneously as time already ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur species diabetes (Time becomes a black hole that loops back to itself transferring all the information of the exploding universe into itself causing the infinite multiplication of time. Nothing ever existed so therefore the argument never existed. This results in a paradox of the universe creating infinite to the infinite power of parallel universes that have infinite dimensions all colliding and exploding at the same time creating an endless number of more universes.)
Rob: I fucked up
The ultimate response to your mom gay. It tops all other comebacks such as "your dad lesbian" or "your family tree LGBT".
Someone: Your mum gay
Other person : Your sister a mister
Someone: Your family tree LGBT
Other person: Your species feces
*Surrounding area is engulfed into the darkness of the void*
Fucking retard. Absolute idiot. Garbage fucking player. Stupid fucking casual. Fatass goddamn human trash ass motherfucking puppy kicking, game of thrones spoiling, waste of oxygen, Instagram simping, TikTok using, asshole.
Karen: Vaccines cause autism
Everyone: Ok, elite preferred species
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The mother of all roasts above your ancestors incestors
Bob: Your ancestors incestors
Kyle: Ur species feces
*universe implodes* *time completely resets* *Bob gets transported to the deepest hole in the underworld*
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