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When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.
Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway
Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale
While receiving oral the male ejaculates his semen into the female or males mouth, and it blows out of their stoma, onto the males testicles.
I don’t always date chicks with throat cancer, but when I do I enjoy a classic sperm whale.
A fatty who likes to give blowies
That sperm whale’s cruising for some krill
When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water
JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN
A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
Blow it like a sperm whale babe
An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!