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To have the shits and be sick at the same time with no control of bodily functions.
My holiday belly is not to clever. I think I need a poo-spew.
I think I've got food poisoning, I poo-spewed everywhere
(1) - A term used to describe an unusually small amount of ejaculate which secretes from the the man's erect penis during oral sex
Nathan: Yo I just derailed some next broad last night!
Lexi (next broad): Ya it all ended up on my face...
Kent: Was it a load of generous proportions
Nathan: Nawwww it was just a baby spew...but she loved it none the less.
Lexi (next broad): May I please have some more?
Kent: Shut the fuck up.
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when you puke/ralph/dry heave a second different time from ingesting the same type of alcohol that made you sick initially
hey Ms. aqua vit penalty shot, the same thing happened after last years Christmas white elephant party, deja spew all over again, at least the dogs enjoy the spew pool.
When a person burps after giving fellatio.
Dude, I was so fired up when my girlfriend blew me until she sat up afterwards and spew burped into my face. I almost blew chunks.
a time at which a person spews with such ferocity that a gurgling not dissimilar to the gobble of a turkey is clearly audible.
"dude... Cam got so wasted last night, he was spewing out behind the fence"
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."
A slang term for a pizza, due to the look of a pizza. ie. spew.
Craig: Hey Micko, let's order some spew mats from pizza hut.
Micko: Ohhh rank, I'm over spew mats.
Craig: Yeah shit yeah,but what else are we gonna get when we're too tanked to drive.
Micko: Yeah dog, hook it up.
When The Gag Reaction Happens.
Guy 1:Hey Bro hit me up wit anuda round of miller light
Guy 2: Sure Here Ya' Go
Guy 1:*Slugs Beer*
Guy 2: Woah Hey Uh.... i Forgot That's Cat Piss, No I'm Dead Serious.
Guy 1: BLARRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!BLARRGHH!!!!!!
Guy 2: AW MAN YOU JUST SPEWED ON ME!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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