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A censored phrase to use to identify that your boy part is ready to play instead of saying "I'm so hard."
It's taller than the Eiffel Tower.
It's finally awake. Time to play!
I saw his sprouting plant!
Have you been to Park Slope lately and seen all the cum sprouts these "mommies" take into bars?
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HUGE PENIS!! Zeus and Jesus' semen mixed together creating the ultimate sperm cell. This then fertilized "that one hot Victoria's Secret model's" egg to create Mr. Sprout. He was born with an eight pack and a 22 inch penis.
Seeing Mr. Sprout is like sex for your eyes.
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The relationship of two teens. The boy is in a all boys school and the girl is in a co-ed school
The people in the relationship were brussel sprouts
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v. The act of lying extensively, oftentimes, ridiculously, for fun or because he/she wants something from the person he/she's lying to.
ex.
Person 1: Seen that weirdo cat-loving eHarmony girl on YT? Is that actually real?
Person 2: Nah, methinks she's sprouting bullocks.
or
Guy: When I'm with you.. I'm on top of the world.. I don't wanna miss a second wit...
Girl: yeah whatever... I see you're sprouting bullocks again. What do you want this time?
n. Douche, bullshitter, lying scumbag, dick. Basically, all negative behaviours put together into that person, e.g. a rockstar. (some rockstars, i mean.)
'Sprouting Bullocks' would be a very good name for a rock band.
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When you accidentally make someone paranoid by saying something that has no paranoid-inducing qualities
Nick is brussel sprouting Christie by cooking and saying Brussels Sprout, making her go crazy.
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A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike.
Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.
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