The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.
I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.
When you just be chilling and shitting with your homies
Me and me homles just be squanching at Lamar's house
A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.
God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.
Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.
“Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
A word used to describe a person’s quirky and hoeish personality
Damnnnnn, she seems mighty squanch