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The sexual act of one sitting in a pie, and wiggling around whilst crying.
"I'm feeling a little kinky tonight. I think I'll watch some squat cobbler"
When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around.
Also known as a full moon moon pie.
Mr. Wormhole's baseball cards were stolen, along with his squat cobbler videos.
When a grown man sits in a pie... For sexual gratification
Oh my god Michael!! That's an incredible example of the squat cobbler....
Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.
Not a porn.
May require a costume and/or crying.
Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.
The squat cobbler videos were hidden in the baseboards.
When one sits in a pie, and performs various actions made to turn the watcher on.
Dan what the hell are you doing in there?
Sorry just applying cream to myself.
Are you doing a squat cobbler again?
Fetish. A squat cobbler is a person who sits in pie in order to sexually arouse a partner. Often, a squat cobbler will wear a costume and/or cry while performing the fetish. See also: Full Moon Pie, Boston Crème Splat.
Roger enjoyed treating his partner with increasingly elaborate squat cobbler performances, but unfortunately his dwindling budget for premium pies and laundry fees put a damper on the fun.
When a guy sits in a pie and wiggles around.
Mr. Warmalt is a consenting adult who sometimes engages in squat cobblering.