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1. Sometimes the certain spots or areas on the floor squeaks, by walking, stepping or standing.
2. Slang for farting while walking on hard floors while inside the house.
1. My floor in the kitchen squeaks by the kitchen sink.
2. My girlfriend farted while she was walking down the hall at the same time and she said, The floor squeaked.
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To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.
Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:
Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken
High pitchy noise made by the bottom
Lol did you hear my bum squeak , it was so high pitched it smashed my dads glasses
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A phrase used to describe canine behavior, especially in toy breeds during an encounter with a squeaky dog toy. Symptoms includes severe anxiety, shaking, hopping, and running in circles. Although this behavior is seen in dogs not affected by the disorder, symptoms in dogs who are affected are much more severe in nature. Later stages of this disorder manifests itself in total obsession and compulsion with the source of the squeak noise. These dogs may be of danger to themselves or others, especially those who attempt to intervene.
My miniature pincher is a "freak for the squeak."
The unfortunate sound (or fortunate, depends if your trying to blow someone up or are about to be blown up) that a bomb makes just as it is expected to blow up and send limbs flying.
The explosives that Osama Bin Laden threw at the approaching army fortunately ended up with a Bomb-Squeak.
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n. A person, esp. female, esp. young, whose most salient (and often only positive) feature is sexual attractiveness.
Trish Stratus started out her wrestling career as a complete squeak toy, but now she can actually hit some high spots. She still looks like one, though.
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To emit a terrible, no-good very bad fart. The sufferer may realize the henry squeaking is imminent and feel uncontrollable terror as it approaches. A squeaked henry is characterized by dizziness, confusion, and a desire to no longer be alive.
Holy Lord Jesus, I'm about to squeak a henry! I'm not kidding, my soul is about to blow out of my ass! Call the EMTs!
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