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The twinge in a girl's eye after he takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, the ol'ATM! MMMM, good.......
I live to see the shit squint in a girl's eye when she tastes her own fecal matter......
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noun; slag term for the Vagina, esp. a hairy one.
Her mot was so hairy it was like a werewolf's squint!
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The shape your eyes naturally come to after living in the desert for most of your life. Caused by the immense amounts of heat and sunlight.
Guy 1: "What's with Jack? He's got the Desert Squint."
Guy 2: "Dude, he just moved from Arizona."
The feeling one has when under the influence of opiate painkillers, marijuana, or high carb foods such as Italian or Mexican.
Barry did one too many bong hits before lunch, resulting in an extra basket of chips after he had finished his Enchilada sampler platter which only made his junkie squint even more intense.
Squinting your eyes to protect them from flying debris.
Worker 1: "Elmer, you are supposed to wear a face shield when using the grinder."
Elmer: "I ain't worried, I have my protective squint" (squinting)
Worker 1: "Frigging idiot, I'm not driving you to the ER again".
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i wanted to order some food from the restaurant where squinted eye works
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A male who is approximately 5'10", very white, and has an abnormally large nutsack. He also has a penis that is shaped like a laundry basket. He also is hilarious and knows how to bowl like a son of a bitch. Oh and did I forget to say that he can fuck like there is no tomorrow.
GUY: HEY I HEARD YOU HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT?!
GIRL: YEA! I DID! HE WAS A TOTAL SQUINT DICK, HE WENT ALL NIGHT LONGG!!
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