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A derogatory statement to describe the females of our species.
"You see that lady over there, don't talk to her, that's my squirrel!"
"I call dibs on all the squirrels in this bar."
"Why are you eyeballing my girlfriend? That's my squirrel bitch."
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A word to describe what a person does when they are easily distracted.
Bob: So, in conclusion, 4+4 = 8
Tommy: Wait, what?
Bob: I just gave an hour lesson on this!
Jim: Yeah, but Tommy was like "Squirrel!" the whole time.
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The most terrifying creature that will ever live
RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!
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A nickname for the animal-looking toupee on a guys head. It becomes the guy's nickname when he's a prick even though he's wearing a toupee.
I wonder if the Squirrel is being "cool" at the Kerryman tonight?
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Someone who needs to get their nut.
linsday: i just broke up with mike.
sam: girl! you gotta get your nut tonight!
lindsay: nah, dude, i'm not a squirrel.
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Evil forest creatures that decide to run like fucking retards across the fucking road while you try to change the radio station. They make your car skid off the road and you hit a yard full of little kids playing pattycake and get blood all over your new body kit.
Man|"Your honor those fucking squirrels made my car skid of the road and kill those kids. I didn't mean to! FUCK SQUIRRELS!!!"
Judge|"Shut the fuck up you fucking crazy nutbag. Squirrels can't make you run off the road and kill 32 defenseless fucking douche ba.. i mean darling children!"
Man|"But why would i want to get blood all over my new body kit?"
Judge|"True dat. Okay you innocent."
Man|"OOOOOOOWWWEEEE! O SNAP! I don't have that many friends!"
Judge|"WTF?!? Never mind your fucking nuts. GUIL-TAY!"
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