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when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.
"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"
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The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)
“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”
Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.
Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding
What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....
1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty
2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.
Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find
Annoying and very loud person that won't stop talking to you, or maybe jealous
John: HI IM JOHN I LIKE FOOTBALL, SOCCER, HOCKEY WHAT DO YOU PLAY BTW DO YOU LIKE BURGERS I LOVE BERGER'S ANYWAYSS =
you: UMMM HI JOHN YOUR BEING A LITTLE SQUIRTY RIGHT NOW....
The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.
"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."
"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."