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Greatest man of history, primarily responsible for the defeat of Nazism and Fascism. Leader of history's greatest nation, who built the world's foremost industrial superpower out of an essentially agrarian nation in a matter of decades. Only man whose great strength and enduring example can lead the modern world forward out of the morass it has created for itself since the loss of the USSR.
Iosef Stalin is the hero of the human race.
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Papa Stalin is the man that will put you in Gulag and we should all worship him
Ruski: All hail papa stalin!
Western Spy: No hail eisenhower
Papa Stalin: Go to gulag you spy
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1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.
Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.
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stalin: a man how once led the soviets
dude: GLORY TO SOVIET RUSSIA!!
other dude: GLORY TO STALIN!!
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Joseph Stalin was the soviet unions' communist leader during the 30's. He tried and failed to industrialize the soviet union by imposing communal farming and other communist bullshit. A famine ensued and a bunch of people deaded. He also inspired China's leader, Mao, to impose the "Great leap forward" ideology on his people killing millions. Great guys these commies, yeah...
Joseph Stalin was an arrogant stubborn dick.
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An amazing alcoholic drink. It is made with a combination of vodka, sprite, and tropical fruit juice. First add ice to your glass then add approximately 2-3 shots of vodka. Then add a good amount of sprite. Finally top it off with the fruit juice. Your drink should be around a 30% vodka, 50% sprite and 20% juice. Enjoy
1 "Hey man I made Tropical Stalins do you want one?"
2 "Yeah those things taste great!"
1 "Wow these things remind me of our last trip to Montreal"
2 "Oh yeah thats when Jimmy lost his tooth. He looked like that guy from the Hangover."
1 2 "Goodtimes......"
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He killed half of the population so that his country could flourish. He was the original Thanos. He was better though since he didn't need an infinity gauntlet just thousands of labor camps.
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