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When you and your partner shit all over the bed and roll around in it, in log position, like a steamroller
Straight up no shit my girl wanted to do the steamroller last night
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When the female is forces her pelvic bone over your genitals while she thrusting forward, usually eliciting excruciating pain, during the sexual act of dry-humping.
Nicole, I appreciate your effort, but if you don't stop steamrolling me I am going to just proceed to rape you in the ass.
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An act in which an individual slides backwards across the face of another, and ideally, passes gas. Often performed during gay sex, steamrolling can also be used to punish a party-goer who has fallen asleep with shoes on.
"Saurish fell asleep in the chair about an hour ago, when Bix saw that he had his shoes on still, he climbed up on the arms and totally steamrolled him."
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When you roll around in bed while having sex with a girl.......or boy.
"Man last night was great"
"Oh ya what happened?"
"I steamrolled her"
"lmao"
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A joint, rolled using the resinated half of a previous joint.
We steamrollered that skunk and got twice as fucked up.
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A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.
For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:
Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.
Example two:
Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...
Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!
Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
The act of when someone wants to feel what it is like to have sexual intercourse paralyzed, so they purposely crush their legs with a steam roller all the way up to the knee cap then proceeds to have sexual intercourse paralyzed
Last night was amazing, I just did the Iron Steamroller with Judy and it was the time of my life, unfortunately I can't go on the hike with you guys but you have fun