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stitch

stitch is a shorter term in place of the longer phrase of "stupid ass bitch" or "Stupid Bitch". Hence STupid (Ass can be insterted anywhere if need be) then bITCH, ending up with STITCH.

Damn, your mom is a stitch.

by Tony June 15, 2004


stitching

a fast-paced, relatively new sport invented by 4 citizens from Manchester, New Hampshire. the sport is played by the following rules and regulations.1. get a skateboard and a motor-vehicle. 2. ride the skateboard behind the back of a car or SUV, preferrably a Jeep™, using a tow cable or bungee cord ( either one is adequate). typically with 3 people: 1 driver and 2 stitchers. or 4 people: 1 driver, 2 stitchers, and 1 cameraman. although there are no documented attempts at this rapidly growing sport, it is a sport nonetheless.

Dude, i had such an awesome time stitching yesterday even though my neighbors told my parents that i was driving without a license.

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Remember that time last summer when we went stitching and i fell off the board when we were going down a hill doing 40 m.p.h. and i got those huge gashes all on my whole right side.

by Bobby Enderson April 05, 2007


stitch

a person who could potentially be a snitch for an undercover creeper opperation

Lindsay: Hey Matt!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!

by smithasaurus January 07, 2011


stitch

one who is quiet, mellow, and shy. but once u get to know him, he's the best there is! :D

take a good look at luverboi..but don't look too long...

by Anonymous June 15, 2003


Stitch

Another word for any female or another word for pussy.

Now that's some fine piece of stitch!

by Labaki November 23, 2003


Stitch

The mysterious vertical skin protrusion on a mans testicles (Best seen when ball sack is cold).

Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me.

Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?

by Danny SS August 05, 2005


stitch

Issue or problem with someone or something

" so if that was your stitch about not wanting to live here because of Susan, shes moving next month "

by Tawni Lynn April 24, 2007