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a stoner is some one that gets so fucking happy from finding out that someones coming over to their house with weed to smoke em up they feel high before they smoke, and run around in a panic to find the steamrooler or the BONG.
james-click.... HOLY FUCK
kahmen-what
james-dude
kahmen-what
james-dude guess what
kahmen-what
james-what u mean what someones comin over with jibba jibba!
kahmen-HOLY FUCK get the bong. dude you know what i feel high off life right now haha
james- me to
beep beep
lets go get fucked up
god damn were fuckin stoners.
stoners are people that when they run outta cerial they eat crackers and milk and watch pinapple express and fall asleep alot during the day and never get up before 12. so whatever think what you want
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an unspoken brotherhood that causes you to feel almost related to that person who you've never spoken to before but just handed you a joint. Cheers. Here's to slowly taking over.
You smoke weed? Hop in, I'll cover for you fellow stoners.
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first off, let me draw the line between a pothead and a stoner ...
a pothead smokes to live
a stoner lives to smoke
stoners are the most peaceful and chill people out there. they are by far the easiest group of people to get along with. they will never reject u or turn u down because ur different. whether u smoke or not makes no difference to them. they dont give a shit what color u are, what religion u practice, or if ur gay or not. stoners are all about spreadin the love and havin an all around good time. theres no reason to ever look down on a stoner. if u go around tellin people about how much weed u smoke, U ARE NOT A STONER U R A FUCKIN TOOL. nobody cares how much weed u smoke. all stoners like to do different things when theyre high. weed brings out the true colors of music and art and life. stoners actually have a life, they dont just exist. more people need to chill and just hit the blunt one time. i understant that smoking pot isnt for everyone, but if a stoner respects ur right to not smoke, please respect their right to smoke. also, a stoner will not care what u think so ur really just wasting ur time being pissy for nothing. fuck what society thinks and give it a chance if u want. its really not that bad : ) a blunt a day keeps the problems away
good stoner activities:
- chillin with some guitars around a fire
- playin basketball (preferrably pig)
- watchin a really good movie
- blunt cruisin
- chillin at FDR with ur homies
- kickin it at a party
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A person who smoke a lot of marijuana. they are usually peaceful and have good views about life and society. The people who denounce them are usually hypocrytes who drink alcohol heavily but are opposed to weed because it gives them a low-life image.
Oh my god!! What a fuckin stoner bro!!
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A canabis user. One who uses the herb to make life a tad less oppressive
Nothing rattles him, his a stoner.
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a person who doesnt smoke weed everyday to "look cool" or "be happy" or "forget the pain",
but so they can be part of the family, and the culture that comes
with the Stoner lifestyle.
A stoner maintains a well paying LEGAL job, passes classes, and graduates on time all while being ripped out of their minds!
a stoner gets respect for their creative accomplishments.
A stoner Celebrates marijuana.
A stoner saves all the roaches and rolls them into killer joints because it turns into a smokeable memory <3
a stoner is content just calling the dealer and grabbing
the stash.
a stoner is ALWAYS honoured to roll the joint.
A stoner knows to be at the Art Gallery in
Vancouver British Columbia, every April 20 at exactly
830 am.
a stoner is always looking for new ways and new places to smoke weed.
a stoner is a collector of pipes,
bongs and other weird shiny contraptions
that can break easily.
a stoner is an intellect, and a curious being.
a stoner never asks what, but why or how.
But MOST IMPORTANTLY
a TRUE STONER can NOT stand by while people knock our intelligence and our health. Because Stoners are incredible,
and Stoners are the best.
Girl 1: How can you get high before you go to work Kr0nikkka?
Me: Because i'm a Stoner, Girl 1, and thats what Stoners do!
<3 smoke weed everday <3
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An articulate, intelligent individual who thrives to achieve a certain perspective in life by par-taking in the smoking of cannabis. Do not confuse with "Pothead." For a stoner to be called one is a downright insult. Stoners will often smoke before conducting most activities.
Liz: What grade did you get?
John: Hahah. I actually got a B+
Liz: WTF, a B+?? But your a pothead!
John: Hey, just because I smoke bud doesn't mean I'm a pothead. Get it straight bitch, I'm a stoner!
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