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Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.

Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.

by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024


national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘

it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

by bdnsiegebenen September 17, 2023


straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025


Straightened

To align, process of alignment

His tie was not in conformity with his outfit, so I straightened it for a better fit.

by Snowball December 22, 2016


Gender-straighten

Opposite of Genderbend, it is the act of straightening out a Trap's gender to represent the gender they are dressed as. Thus no longer making them gay.

Guy 1: *Fapping to Gender-straightened Astolfo*
Guy 2: Ugh dude, that's that gay shit.
Guy 1: Nah bro, no dick, so it's cool.
Guy 2: Shit dude, scoot over, lemme in, No Homo.

by TheTruthHurtsDontIt? January 6, 2021


straighten the mirror

Go to the bathroom.
Check your face.

Excuse me, I need to go straighten the mirror.

by mrsmom February 11, 2017


abruptly straightened

When your acting a little to gay in public and you gotta make yourself seem straight as to not arise suspicion.

Dam dude I just abruptly straightened in the locker room today it got to be a little to much for my small gay heart .

by Maydays monsters October 12, 2016