Strategy Board

Group of coworkers/carpoolers that, while subordinate in rank to just about every other person in a company, knows exactly how the company should be run, who's incompetent, lazy or genius, who should be fired, etc. Highly sensitive to fairness, tardiness, language. If only the powers that be would consult them, the company would flourish. . .

Cuber A: Aye, how's it going?

Cuber B: Psssh, pretty good weekend, couldn't complain. Then, of course, had to endure a strategy board meeting the whole way in.

Cuber A: Get a car, man.

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Strategy Flush

The strategy flush is when you take such a massive, towering, humongous smelly shit that you have to flush the toilet at 25%, 50% and 75% intervals in order not to clog the toilet. Also known as the Tactics Shit.

"Dude, I just massive clogged the toilet because I took such a huge dump"

"Aw, man, that's why there's the Strategy Flush!!"

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exit strategy

The way you leave a party or bar after drinking and dancing with your friends. Develops over time into a predictable series of actions which are entirely chaste for some people and completely slutty for others.

"My slutty friend Sheryl's exit strategy always included a blow-job. I don't know why she couldn't just shake hands and say thank-you for dinner like other people."

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EA Strategy

The EA strategy refers to the strategy in which, when a company recreates a product, the company's lack of intuitive and spontaneous creativity results in replicating the same product instead of innovating it, often referring to unintuitive sequels or spin offs of video games or movies. Coined and referenced by Ben "yahtzee" Croshaw, a video game reviewer for The Escapist.

"I admire a series that tries to mix things up, not just release the same game every bloody year in what is known as the EA Strategy."

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Strategy Jerk

The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.

Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.

Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.

Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?

Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.

Brad: You sir, are a genius.

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turkey strategy

The Turkey Strategy is when you get fully wasted on Wild Turkey and still (despite your complete incoherant and whispering ramblings) manage to win at obline board games.

Haven't won a game in a while. It may be time to pull out the old turkey strategy

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The Demi Strategy

A target-driven, non-generic approach to a job search, developing in a career or building an entrepreneur's success.

I finally stopped getting 100's of rejections from jobs because I implemented The Demi Strategy

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