Chode Stroker

1.One who strokes chodes; 2.often used as a derogatory term, not always literal AKA faggot

1. -"Dude, Fabio gave Mike a Handjob!"
-"WOah bruhha. Doesn't Mike have a chode?"
-"Yea! Fabio is such a chode stroker!"

2. W0w John saw the new Hannah Montana movie opening day? What a fucking chode stroker.

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Goat Stroker

You enjoy visiting goat sanctuaries in your spare time and stroking Goats.
Basically means your a fucking retard...

Person #1: Can I have some money please?
Person #2: No, Fuck off you dirty Goat Stroker.

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Ego Stroker

Someone who flirts with you just for the attention but when push comes to shove they aren't interested in you, just the attention you give them.

Sam flirts with Sally everyday. Sally blushes and flirts back. Sally works up the nerve to ask Sam out, Sam declines but still attempts to flirt because he's an ego stroker.

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v stroker

A virtual reality controller used as a cover for a penis on the game 3DXChat, a game on the Occulus Rift

' I've lost my V Stroker, now i cant shag bitches on 3DXchat virtual reality game!!'

Boston Stroker

a Boston Stroker is when you thrust your hands into a bag of fresh ground coffee to get the coffee grains are on your palms. You then stroke your boner to get the coffee grains all over your dick until you are ready to blow your wad. When you are ready to pop off on your lady’s face, with your other free hand, you grab a hidden pre-made cup of hot and delicious coffee and splash it on her face simultaneously with your massive load, thus performing a Boston Stroker.

“Shirley: Hey hun, I’d like to go out to eat at a nice four-star restaurant for a romantic dinner.

Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.

Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”

Trump Stroker

Donald Trump supporters who can't see or don't want to acknowledge that he is a pathological liar and how incompetent this man really is. Trump is a poor example of who Americans really are and sadly his supporters continue to stroke his ego.

Hey Jeff did you see the large gathering of Trump Strokers down at the rally?

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Switch Stroker

Someone with the masturbation skill set to use either hand.

Haywood: Well last night I saw some neat lesbian porno. However, my hand was throbbing earlier from overdoing it with my right hand, so.. I had to use my left hand. I'm a Switch Stroker you could say.

Jablowme: ...Dude...

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