A short, fat penis, usually under 4 inches high and around 3-6 inches wide.
Dude, that stump cant be fucked, its to fuckin fat.
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to be very foolish
chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.
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the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night
Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?
Heather: Only if you do it with me!
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1. Person featured on Wanny-o's website.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.
Look, Stump's pulling a stump and playing with his stump!
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Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.
John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline
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jenilee always has a sore throat cuz she stays suckin stump
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(v) To smoke marijuana.
(n) The huge tree stump on East Rock in New Haven, CT. Serves as a great spot for circles.
Harry and I are gonna go stump on Friday. Wanna come?
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