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stump

A short, fat penis, usually under 4 inches high and around 3-6 inches wide.

Dude, that stump cant be fucked, its to fuckin fat.

by John Poo March 18, 2003

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stumped

to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.

by Resia March 2, 2009

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stumped

the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night

Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!

by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


stump

1. Person featured on Wanny-o's website.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.

Look, Stump's pulling a stump and playing with his stump!

by Samurai-X October 3, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stumping

Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.

John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline

by Captain_Awesome February 19, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


stump

to suck some ones penis...

jenilee always has a sore throat cuz she stays suckin stump

by alex rivera July 21, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


stump

(v) To smoke marijuana.
(n) The huge tree stump on East Rock in New Haven, CT. Serves as a great spot for circles.

Harry and I are gonna go stump on Friday. Wanna come?

by Doobie Dave May 27, 2005

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