Jolie Suarez

Jolie is beautiful, super intelligent, has huge boobs, and a thick ass. She loves to read and write, and plan for the finer things in life.

Damn, who IS that girl?!
Really?? That’s Jolie Suarez! You don’t know her?

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Auston Suarez

a person who can overcome any obstacle in life; an Auston Suarez is the new age Hercules. If your are one then your probably a natural blonde, and naturally good at most extreme sports. You have plenty of scars and stories to go along with them. Ladies find you interesting but sometimes a little bit intimidating to approach due to the fact that your around other ladies all the time as well. But don't worry, an Auston Suarez can talk to several women at once. They also might end up with your girlfriends cell phone numbers for later reconciliation.

Swag like Auston Suarez.
Get her Auston Suarez.
I'm Auston Suarez.
I get it done Auston Suarez style.
I'm Auston Suarez B****

I'm goin for a run. AUSTON SUAREZ.
"Mommy, my tummy hurts", "It's ok honey, Auston Suarez."
Did you get the beer? Auston Suarez! Sweet big dawg

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The Suarez Bite

An (illegal) bite that have been made by a Professional Footballer who plays for Liverpool (A trashy team in the English Premier League) and the country of Uruguay. Luis Suarez has considered the bite as 'casual play' while others has interpreted that the bite as a 'role play'. The Suarez Bite is still considered safe, although scientist may come up with a conclusion that the bite will probably cause rabies.

"Oh baby, bite me like Suarez!"
"Bite me baby one more time!"
"The Suarez Bite had caused defeat to the Italian National Football Team"

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Southbound Suarez

Refers to the two lengendary brothers whom both are extraordainary guitar craftsmen.

That show last night had a band with a southbound suarez guitar player.

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Dirty Ray Suarez

Same thing as a Filthy Sanchez, but it's followed by a pleasant conversation about current events.

Regina, I'm going to give you a Dirty Ray Suarez. Then, we're going to have a pleasant conversation about current events.

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daniel suarez

Noun- a seki with a small dick and looks depressed 24/7. Not liked by anyone.

Shut up and suck my dick you daniel suarez.

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guy suarez

An ultimate check out. Leaves the scene without a trace, never checks in. Always seems to disappear from the group to go do other meaningless shit.

Anouk: Where the fuck did he go, I swear he was just here.
Darius: He checked out, pulled a guy Suarez.