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An American suburban city or township typically outside of but within commuting distance of a larger city, populated primarily by whites residents. These areas typically have larger two story homes, good schools and athletics and very aggressive home owner associations and a variety of chain restaurants. Residents of white suburbs are typically very mobile and move frequently because of work, divorce, or an influx of African Americans whom they fear, or Asian Americans whom their kids cannot compete with academically.
Frisco, Texas, is a traditional White Suburb, but white residents are moving north to newer and white suburbs to escape the increasing number of Indian immigrants in their neighborhood.
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MY FAVORITE SONG
By bens folds
it started the phrase sham on
let me tell ya'll what it's like
being male, middle class and white
it's a bitch, if you don't believe
listen up to my new cd
sham on
i got shit running through my brain
so intense that i can't explain
all alone in my white boy pain
shake your booty while the band complains
i'm rocking the suburbs
just like michael jackson did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that he was talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
mixes all my shitty tracks
i'm pissed off but i'm too polite
when people break in the mcdonalds line
mom and dad you made me so uptight
i'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight
i don't know how much i can take
girl give me something i can break
i'm rocking the suburbs
just like quiet riot did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that they were talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
mixes all my shitty tracks
in a haze these days
i pull up to the stoplight
i can feel that something's not right
i can feel that someone's blasting me
with hate and bass
sending dirty vibes my way
cause my great great great great grandad
made someone's great great great great grandaddy slaves
it wasn't my idea
it wasn't my idea
it never was my idea
i just drove to the store
for some preparation h
ya'll don't know what it's like
being male, middle class and white
it gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
fuck
just like jon bon jovi did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that he was talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
mixes all my shitty tracks these days
i'm rocking the suburbs
you'd better look out because i'm gonna say fuck
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The ghetto suburbs of Chicago with 708 area code. This is where a lot of the black people who left the South Side of Chicago moved to. There are some real gangsta and a lot of fake wanna be gangstas in this area. There are some bad areas such as Harvey, Riverdale, Cal City, The Heights and some nicer areas that are starting to turn ghetto such as Homewood-Flossmoor and the Rich Township area. Dwyane Wade, Keke Palmer, JuiceWrld, and Dee Dee Davis (the little girl from bernie mac) are from this area.
I was in the South Suburbs at Harold's Chicken and there was a robbery.
Not quite the same as wigger-speak, Suburb Ebonics is a form of language used by middle class white kids who secretly wish that they were black but won't admit it to anyone.
Commonly, the white males get together on the weekend and binge drink (often a college activity) and mystically start "talking like black people" after they've had 10 drinks. Of course, the style of speech in no way reflects the way that black people actually talk, but at least they're trying.
The hilarious thing about these homos is that they would never in a million years talk that way around another black dude. It's like a strange style of speech that is preserved entirely for the whitey club. It makes them feel like they have a cause in life - like they were oppressed and have to be gangstas to rebel against the man. Unfortunately for them, their Dads bought them their cars and the worst thing that ever happened to them is getting busted smoking crappy weed in the basement.
The tragic thing about these pathetic white kids is that they are secretly cowards who run away from fights, can't hold their liquor, are literally frightened by black people and the worst thing they've ever done is break a window. Suburb Ebonics is like a cover for "HUGE GIANT PUSSY."
The Tragic End of Suburb Ebonics at Lonnie's House:
Lonnie: sup Beaker? Man, I fucked that guy up in that fight last night. Muthuh fuckuh. He was all like "whaaaa, I'm a loser." Then I smacked that bitch UP!
Beaker: Yeah L-dog. S'right. You messed that muthuh fucuh UP right on him an shit. That's some fucking wick-ass shit.
Lonnie: A'ight
Beaker: Ok, dude...I can't do this anymore. We didn't get in a fight. We sat here and talked like retards for three hours last night. I gotta go. My Dad said not to stay out too late. We've been doing the same thing every weekend for 6 years!
Lonnie: But...but...dude? What's wrong here?
Beaker: Nothing. I have to go. Sorry dude. This is just way too gay. See ya.
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Moving from one suburb to another
i did sum suburb swapping in my life
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When white kids from the suburbs wear a bunch of FuBu and go around calling themselves gangsters. When in reality, they've never even been in a fist fight.
You just thuggin in the suburbs, and you betta watch yo self, cuz when you thuggin in the suburbs you might run into real gangsters - El Pus, Suburb Thuggin
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A suburb defined by "white flight" or the propensity for upper-middle class families to move away from the high crime centralized areas of the inner-city. President Obama addressed this issue in his famous speech on race during his first campaign for President in 2008.
I don't know which part of the metro area is worse: the Chocolate City or the Vanilla Suburbs.
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