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Adding a large number of friends or followers on social media in the hours after returning home from summer camp.
After returning home from camp, Anna experienced a Friend surge, gaining 32 followers on Instagram in one afternoon.
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-- A phrase to explain one's klutziness in a non-offensive manner.
-- A method of distancing oneself from embarrassing actions such as dropping items, falling, spilling things, etc.
-- A way to divert the aggrieved party who has become soiled by your actions.
{At a bar}
Daphne: Thanks for spilling your wine all over me!
Jill: Sorry, hon. It was a gravity surge.
{Watching TV}
Bill: Yo, toss me the remote, bro.
(falls 5 feet short)
Fred: Sorry, dude. Gravity surge.
When you're fucking a woman in the ass, but instead of finishing inside you cum unexpectedly out of your left index finger.
Ah, man, I gave that bitch Hilary a surging sanders.
it's when you cum out of nowhere
We had been at it for a while when I pulled a surging sanders. She was a bit suprised to say the least, but I think everyone was satisfied.
A power surge is a fast yet short duration of electrical transients in current, voltage or transferred energy that happens in an electrical circuit.Typically a power surge is caused by an oversupply in voltage either from the power company or from various external sources, although an oversupply of current is also possible; either way it affects the overall power moving through the electrical lines, hence the term power surge.
Barry lost most of his appliances in the power surge last night
My presentation was going swimmingly until I emitted a wind surge.
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That extra umph in your piss when you sneeze symultaneously
I just got piss all over my walls! Damn you hydro surge!
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