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An unfortunate condition in which the doo doo chute and surrounding areas are wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. This generally occurs when the ass isn't thoroughly wiped resulting in odors eminating from the region that smell like a fresh dump.
Vandy's swamp ass reaked so badly that the smell of his freshly unwiped ass could be enjoyed nearly three rows away in the theater.
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When after sitting on something for a long time while working up a sweat or working up a sweat in general your ass sweats to a rediculous amount to the point where your underwear/boxers stick to your ass. Often accompanied by a funny walk.
After playing handball in gym nate had very bad swamp ass.
Logan: nate why are your pants still down hurry up we can't be late to class
Anthony: I recon he has dat dar swamp ass
Nate: airing my ass out, feels good man
Logan: yup I got it too. Sucks
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The occurrence of taking a hot dump precisely after a shower. The bathroom is hot and humid thus creating a wet and sloppy experience. Common side effect includes sweating profusely
A post shower is typical
Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning
Man I have swamp ass!
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!
I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.
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Man, I bet that fat bitch been sitting in the sun so long in those fat-ass pants she gots herself a serious case of swamp-ass.
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The build up of sweat around tha ass and ball region. Usually the first place you begin to sweat.
It was a hot summer day and James was taking a nap. Dave had just got back from playing basketball and had some major swamp ass, so he decided to share the wealth by giving James a swamp asstache!
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The unfortunate occurrence when one's ass gets sweaty, itchy and smelly usually after a low-quality dump or when another dump is impending. This often occurs in hot weather situations. Swamp ass can also occur when one is holding back flatulence or avoiding taking a dump in a filthy bathroom.
I had Indian food for lunch then got all sweaty walking home and have a nasty case of swamp ass. I need a shower and a butt-wipe. Dude I have the worst swamp ass right now but there's no way I'm taking a dump in that place.
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a very sweaty smelly ass
ben's swamp ass was so bad, he had to change his boxers 4 times in a single day. We replied, "holy shit, that's some swamp ass."
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