Dick Sweeper

Large bushel of upper lip hair known to have a push broom like quality. AKA D-Sweep

Example 1: Did you see last nights episode of Magnum P.I.? Tom Selek has a phenominal dick sweeper!!! Example 2: Don Frye keeps his "D-Sweep" clean.

skittle sweeper

Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.

Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:

"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to

1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses

2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public

3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live

4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."

Doug- "that dude with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."

Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!

Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...

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street sweepers

any high powered assault weapon; principally high guage shotguns and automatic weapons (AKs, ARs, etc)

I'm going down down baby,
your street in a range rover
Street sweeper baby, cocked
Ready to go

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the street sweeper

When a man with a mustache(think burt reynolds,tom selleck) sexually pleasures a womans vagina by moving his head back and forth, as his mustache caresses it.

Mr.Allman gave that chick a street sweeper made style!

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Chimney sweeper

When you put a tutu on your pet hamster to lure him/her into your anal canal to take care of the ass itch.

C’mon Hammy, burrow! Burrow! Deeper! You’re the best chimney sweeper!

Chimney Sweeper

A white male that fucks black females. The male equivalent of a coal burner.

Brad couldn’t match with any cute white chicks on tinder, so he settled for a black girl. Fucking chimney sweeper.

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street sweeper

a gun, called a street sweeper because it cleans the streets of those who are disliked or unlucky

I'm goin down down baby, yo' street in a Range Rover
Street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go
- Nelly

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