swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

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swift

means cool but a more lighter flying feeling

that game was pure swift man!!!

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Swifted

To underestimate a white girl by disrespecting her, or making her look or feel foolish.

"That white girl popped off on all them fools, because she was tired of being swifted by them."

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Swift

sweet,slammin'

That new fifty video was straight swift, dogg fo shizzle

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Swift

The result of a penis forcing air into the vagina during sex. This causes air to rush out quickly from the vagina making a flatulent noise much like that of the "queef". The action of the air exiting swiftly brings about the "swift".

That swift caused me to go soft with a swiftness.

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A swift

Used to describe someone who is just a complete idiot, a mug basically and typically exercises embarrassing behaviour

Sienna is such a swift, look at how embarrassing she’s being

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Swifts

Getting the shits and having to speed-walk, swiftly, to the toilet on very short notice.

It was the green chili on top of the chicken fried streak that gave me the swifts.

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