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A ritual many male swimmers will have to go through.
The sacrifice being the hair from their body. The swimmer sacrifice is when a male swimmer has to shave his body for an important meet, though it usually is used to refer to when a male swimmer shaves his arms and legs.
Gym Class
Samuel: So that's when I did the lion king to her.
Richard: Holy Shit, what did she think?
Samuel: She was totally fine with it! She laughed!
-They both look over to see another guy with hairless legs-
Richard: What the fuck? Why did he shave his legs? What is he gay?
Samuel: No he's just a swimmer. The swim team has their championship meet tonight. They all shaved down.
Richard: Is it that important?
Samuel: Anything you can do to cut down on drag you do. Its the swimmers sacrifice that every male swimmer must do.
Semen spewed forth into open air
When bruce farted, an airborne swimmer grazed Terry's lip. Thank God it was his own!
a group of sexc boiz who are kind, dedicated, and have noice abs. they also arent full of themselves, even tho swimming is FRACKIN HARD. in conclusion, they are the BEST. ok thats all if u need proof just look at them
“dang those guys are so ripped and they are so sweet too. “
well duh there swimmer bros geez jessica how could u not tell.
swimmer boys can be spotted from 2 billion miles away because they just GLOW and sometimes smell a lil like chlorine
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Someone who is not very smart- as in he was the product of one of the slow swimming sperm.
He doesn't understand, he was a slow swimmer or he is a slow swimmer.
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a webtoon :) its about a fish boy named siren who like the beacon who is a godly fish names kappa who fulfills your prophecies but he has to die
Me: castle swimmer rules!
random person who is about to make my day: yes
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An inexperienced drunk whose booze-fueled antics usually either descend into such ridiculous acts as pretending to swim on the floor, or becoming legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
"That guy who staggered into the party last night was a sloppy drunken mess, a real floor swimmer."
Being fucked while unconscious behind a dumpster!
I don't remember what I did last night but I'm sure it involved a stanford swimmer.
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