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It's that Summer breeze female whose Facebook photo looks nothing like she does in person who lies about having sex with your boyfriend, lies about even knowing him, Medicare frauding, pock Mark scar having, filter using piece of shit bitch.
Girl: hey I met this chick named Kristina at work today.
Guy: oh? How I think I know who you talking about, that manager at the Breeze?
Girl: yeah she don't know you. I thought my mom came into the office when I seen her Super Saiyan Syphilis ass come through the door.
Someone who is very judgemental. He will look at you and think to himself what a better person he is than you. They smoke your weed and then become very Jesus-orientated.
That Blakus-Syphilis-Itis over there used to smoke with us all the time, but now he wants us to go to church instead.
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the day we celebrate national syphilis day is april 27. we celebrate the disease our friends with syphilis have well living their best lives
what you call a chick when she has slept with your entire town; slut.
"Leave your crabs at the beach you syphilis infected cum bubble!"
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a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
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when you eat too many goldfish and its just shit man
you dont want it but you do at the same time
I got syphilis mom. Are you proud of me?
when you eat too many goldfish and its just shit man
you dont want it but you do at the same time
I got syphilis mom. Are you proud of me?