TD

TD aka Top Dong is a game that was conceived at Liberty University that is played by worthy men. To start the game one must acquire an apple from the Liberty cafe. Once you have the apple, go to the dorms and to play it there must be two beds across the room against the walls. All the men participating must strip themselves down only to their underwear. There are two people per team that sit on the same bed across from the other team. The ref who is to be called Big Black Mami will enforce the rules. The first rule is that the apple is thrown with a high arcing trajectory towards one of the opposing team's testicles. The most important rule is that flinching is not allowed. If you flinch a dong pk is awarded. The pk is taken between the beds towards the flincher. It is an easy shot. There are multiple strategic shots to go for. The direct dong, the most glorifed shot, the roll dong the rolls along the leg into the testicles of the opponent, and finally the bounce song that bounces off the bed into the desired target. Before every shot you must call out one of the opposing team's names to throw at. If you get hit with a direct dong you are out of the game and the next guy in line steps in. Also if the ref sees a player that breaks the rules, they are to be blindfolded for an amount of rounds chosen by the ref. To make the game even scarier, the group can collectively choose to be blindfolded and have no callouts before the shots. The game is only for the most bold of all men.

Hey, wanna play td at the dorm tonight?
TD - the game that is played

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TDS

Tiny Dick Syndrome. When someone is overcompensating for what they lack below the belt.

Look a Jake, he just bought a Rolls Royce that is going to lose half of its value in just five years time. Dude has a major case of TDS.

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TDS

Trump Derangement Syndrome (also see; Libtard).

TDS is a mental disorder most commonly contracted by consuming too much liberal media. Symptoms of TDS can include regurgitating the following ; lies, fake news, shitty opi ions of celebrities, and Nancy Pelosi.

Yeah, don't mind them, they're suffering from TDS.

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TD

The formal name for a group of people that go out of their way to put other people down. The group resides in Southern California. Stay away from them! They may be able to talk a lot of shit behind the lines, but in person, they're nothing.

TD: haha wow he's so fat and ugly
Person: do you even know him?
TD: no ahah duh

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TD

TD is an abbreviation for the words True Dat
This is generally used to express agreement with something.

1. Liz: Our history teacher sucks!

Lexi: TD

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TDS

Trump Dick Sucker. obviously lacking any cognitive dissonance, TDS get's republicans on their knees, where they suck up all trumps lies, help enable his treason, hate, racism, misogyny and conspiracies.

TDS can be spotted by the lack of education, cognitive reasoning & honor,...these TDS should be avoided at all cost...
They can not be trusted and many have advocated for the invasion of the capital of the United States of America ...
On jan 6, 2021 TDS invaded the Capital which led to the arrest of over 300 TDS.

only a TDS would vote for a guy that looted from charity ,surrendered 3 US bases to putin, loves putin,kim jung une, saudi prince.. how many TDS are there out there? too many..

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td

true dat
a verbal acronym that represents a response
could also be said as "teid"

Ryan: Meir has an annoyingly loud voice.
Amanda: Td

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