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hating on someone cause they do something better then you
Don't sweat the technique. yom sayin?
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When you have a grapefruit and you cut it into thirds, then proceed to cut a hole in the middle of it. After procede to suck your man's d*ck and get it hard. Then rub the grapefruit up and down. Remember grapefruit is a fat burner so you lose weight while sucking d*ck.
Bobby"you should tell your GF to use the grapefruit technique on you."
Tim""what is it?"
Bobby"look it up c;"
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When you take a girl home, as soon as you get her into the bedroom you remove all your clothes instantly. One of two things happens;
1. The girl goes home in a huff.
2. Crazy action takes place.
It's worth a roll. Usually 7/10 success rate.
Girl: How come you are Naked?
Landy; Is there a probelm with this?
Girl: I don't think so, should I take my clothes off to?
Landy: That's ok let me help you baby.
Girl: Did you just employ "The Landy technique" on me?
Landy: Of course not.
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After going Number 2, you take toilet paper and put it on the end of your thumb, and shove it up your pooper to wipe.
Mark uses the Thumb Technique when things get ugly.
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to masturbate the female genetalia in a circular motion to if you was stirring a bowl of moist freshly cooked noodles
when the female was round the noodle technique was used, she loved it
When someone kneels behind a guy on all fours and they jerk him off from behind. As he climaxes, blowing into his asshole will result in his dick turn into a living fire hose.
This bitch hit me with the cow technique and I will never forget it.
The Wingman Technique usually involves (and is best preformed with only one) friend accompanying another to a club or other social setting. If one friend finds a hot girl who is accompanied by an ugly friend (i.e. grenade), it is the sworn job and duty of the accompanying friend (the wingman) to occupy the ugly girl so his friend can get action with the hot girl. The revered duty and purpose of a wingman is to streamline the night for his friend as much as possible, tackling any obstacles and cockblocks.
The Wingman Technique wingman wingy
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