Font Rape

An expression most commonly used on AOL Instant Messenger. When one person copies another's words (using CTRL+C), and pastes them into the text box, it changes their own font. Anything said after copy/pasting is then in the font of the person they copied from.

"Phantom" (1:20:34 AM): This is the one Caro found--
*~*Font was changed here*~*
"Phantom" (1:21:15 AM): She says she thought it was sexy
"Phantom" (1:21:22 AM): AH FONT RAPE

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Font You

Term typicaly used when you are sick of people making fun of your overly creative use of fonts in expressive e-mails.

Dawne: Oh, and Dara....YOUR FONT SUCKS!

Dara: All my love and "Font you" Dawne!

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nature's fonts

Nature's Fonts fall under the category of Breasts As cited from the list of 2443 filthy words and phrases compiled by George Carlin.

The good lord has written that young lady with bold nature's fonts.

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Sarcasm Font

Something people make up when they can't detect sarcasm in a text, IM, Facebook message, etc.

Sorry! I didn't detect your sarcasm font.

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font fucker

A lamer that cant do anything but talk shit in a chat room

Kronick cannot boot, therefore he is a font fucker

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font-head

A person who is a self-declared expert on typography and design theory.

Helvetica and Futura are my favorite fonts. I am such a font-head.

font hoarder

A person, typically a graphic designer, who has downloaded many fonts/typefaces from multiple sources (Dafont, Google Fonts, etc.). While some are used daily, most of these fonts haven’t been touched or used by the designer for weeks. Reasons include the letterforms being beautiful, gatekeeping it before they became popular/overused, and other personal reasons.

Because of 1000+ fonts installed on their computer, the font hoarder can’t decide whether they’ll use a display or a handwritten font.