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to kill in a vicious, cold-hearted, malicious way.
that motherfucker deebo owed me $10. he ain't pay me so i sweeney todded that assclown.
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1) To kill someone gruesomely.
2) Originates from the movie/musical known as 'Sweeney Todd'. In this movie, Johnny Depp plays the role of Sweeney Todd, a barber that slits peoples throat while giving them a shave.
3) To Sweeney todd someone, you would have to kill them in the same manner as Sweeney Todd himself of an alternative way that is just as horrific.
-John Rambo sweeney todded an entire league of Burmese militia.
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adj. A general idiot. Often used to describe someone with limited official qualifications or someone who finds it difficult to concentrate.
"Dude!? Are you serious? You have 4 GCSE's? Fucckkkkkk, you're a total Joe tod"
To be on ones own. Also known as "on me bill".
Everyone left the kitchen so I was on me tod.
A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.
1) Tod: "Tod Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"
2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."
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neglecting your wife's pet
Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!
A term used in Scotland for a gentleman's magazine of the genre published in the past by the likes of Paul Raymond or the current owners of West Ham FC, David Sullivan and David Gold (example publications: Escort, Razzle, Club International, Men Only, Whitehouse, Parade). The type of journal referred to by the Beastie Boys when they said "Now your mom threw away your best porno mag".
Typically and equally distributed in the 1970s and 1980s through John Menzies newsagents and apparent random but liberal dispersal under park hedgerows or under fathers' beds, where they would be found by small boys as some kind of heirloom.
Overheard on a Scottish school bus circa 1985: "Hey, geez a swatch at that tod mag! Is that Club or Mayfair?"