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A place where you eat if you want to get diarrhea. It tastes good, but still.
Me and my friends ate at Taco Bell and all of my friends got the shits. I didn't though because i'm awesome.
I was staying with my friends at their house for the day when the following happened:
Kim: Hey Midian you want to go to Taco Bell with me and Bradon?
Me: Yeah sure.
-2 hours later-
Kim: Oh god....don't ever eat at Taco Bell again. I got horrid shits!
Bradon: Yeah me too. Midian how come nothing happened to you?
Me: -laughs in a very sinister tone-
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A fast food chain that specializes in Mexican and Tex-Mex food.
"Bro, I have the munchies. Let's go get some Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell."
"Do you still have some of that Tapatio left?"
"No, we gotta go to the supermarket."
A one-way ticket to Toilet Town.
Jimmy: I just got some Taco Bell.
FBI: Get down, he’s gonna blow!
(Jimmy nukes the whole town)
Moral of the story: Taco Bell bad. Chipotle good.
A cool store that offers a wide variety of tacos and etc
you may like the food but i promise you that the food wont like you back
after 30 minutes of consumption it is recommended to find the nearest bathroom
tip of the day: if you live beyond a 30 minutes reach of a taco bell, dont eat there
ooh also try the burritos theyre good
cool person 1: hey broski want to go to taco bell
cool person 2: do we live in a 30 minute vicinity of the subjugated area known as taco bell\
cool person 1: yes
cool person 2: we have two bathrooms right
cool person 1: yes
cool person 2: im down for taco bell
A cheap Mexican restaurant that give people massive amounts of diarrhea.
The restaurant is also known to give the lowest minimum wage to it's employees and mistreat them.
Bryan: "Holy shit dude, I just ate Taco Bell and I feel like shitting my organs out!"
Alternately titled "Toxic Hell." This is a resteraunt chain in which you get "just add hot water" food, and end up feeling like you just ate all of the radioactive waste from any Nuclear Plant in the world. The food is so biologically fucked up that it makes little annoying ankle-biting dogs talk.
I went to Taco Bell and damn do I feel polluted.
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