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When you get an inappropriate boner and have to twist/turn your body in order to hide it.
Most commonly used on the beach, pool, or other social occasions with pretty girls and loose swimming trunks.
- That girl is pretty hot
- Yeah, I know mate, I was forced to enact a tactical twist
Attire worn by former military personnel and/or security contractors. Generally consisting of high end hiking books, cargo khaki of various colors, and a tucked in polo shirt or button-down shirt with a vent system. Pockets to hold various weapons (I.e. Knives and cell phones) are a must.
Bob: Look at that guy. He must be some sort of archeologist.
Norm: No. That's Tom. He has to go train some Marines today. After getting out of the Army, he traded in his uniform for business tactical.
Making dinner plans with the parents in order to not have to cook yourself.
A tactical dinner operation usually goes like this:
1. Calling the parents wanting to "catch-up".
2. Having the dinner
(3) Bringing any left-overs home, making the operation even more successful, in the sense that you now have food for several days, saving both time and money.
Bro 1: What are you doing on friday?
Bro 2: I'm having a tactical dinner with my parents
Bro 1: Smart move, bro!
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Cleverly flirting with someone using lies or half truths simply to get someone of interests attention
Devin: Before I started going out with Janna she told me she loved camping and would love to go camping alone with me. I just found out yesterday that she has never gone camping in her life and would rather not do so at all.
Alex: haha, she used a flirt tactic on you
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Discreetly throwing up from excessive consumption of alcohol whilst still having control, in order to carry on drinking and get on with the night.
I should go to the toilets to take a tactical puke before I'm too wasted!
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When you get rammed and end up being eliminated sooner than MaikyThatNoob
Lucky with da TTC Tactics doe.
A suburban or rural man who stockpiles guns and dresses like a weekend warrior, to live out a fantasy where he defends the homeland or his family from imaginary enemies.
Invariably overweight and unfit for actual military service, Tactical Dad dresses himself in tattoos, t-shirts, and vehicle stickers that imply a hair-trigger violent response to any stimulus his terrified, childlike psyche finds threatening.
Self-assured in his opinions, Tactical Dad often takes to Twitter to own the snowflakes and show them what's what. His avatar invariably has him in sunglasses and a hat, piloting a truck or boat.
No, Jerry was never in the Marines. He's just a Tactical Dad. You can tell by the goatee.