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Have sex with you under the false pretense of a legally binding marriage.
I'm gonna take you to New Jersey like Will Smith did in that one episode of Fresh Prince cause that girl wouldn't screw him till they were married.
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Never let them take you alive means that in situations that resemble a choice between surrender or fighting to the death, choose to fight. If the enemy is going to take your body, it it sure as hell isn’t going to be alive.
(Javier) “Wow, there’s just no hope for living the life I pictured.”
(Marsha) “Stop whining and suck it the fuck up, Javier! Never let them take you alive.”
(Soldier) “Never let em take you alive.”
A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another
me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"
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Outdoing someone that was attempting to outdo you.
Like when Ashlee Simpson stole Fez away from LiLo and then LiLo banned Ashlee and Jessica from her MTV Award party and then the Simps went ballistic, banned LiLo from Jimmy Fallon's party and spread gossip about LiLo in all the celeb rags.
Take that you stupid elephant.
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Outdoing someone that was attempting to outdo you.
Like when Ashlee Simpson stole Fez away from LiLo and then LiLo banned Ashlee and Jessica from her MTV Award party and then the Simps went ballistic, banned LiLo from Jimmy Fallon's party and spread gossip about LiLo in all the celeb rags. Take that you stupid elephant!
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It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.
A:sorry I ain't got your money today mate
B: are you taking the piss!?
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Scottish term, used to ask an individual if they are taking cocaine. Commonly heard at parties or in the local bars.
"Standing at a party in the kitchen, someone pops their heed roon the door and they shout HAW YOUS, YOUS TAKING GEAR?"
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