Mexican Taser

When a person (mostly female) swings a load of (preferably frozen) bread into a male attacker's crotch in self defense in order to stun them.

Robber: *points a gun at shopper* "Give me your money!"
Shopper: *swings loaf of bread she was carrying into robbers balls* "MEXICAN TASER!!"
Robber: *drops the gun and screams in pain*
Shopper: *runs away*.

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air taser

a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.

Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?

Man: What happened?

Me: That bitch got air tasered.

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taser shots

Taking a shot of alcohol while getting tasered in any part of the body.

I was so fucked up last night at the party, I started taking taser shots.

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taser shot

Drinking a shot before getting tasered.

Dude, last night I had a taser shot and I'm still bruised from it.

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West Virgina Taser

Cinder block; the act of throwing a cinder block at someone

Dude got West Virgina Tasered

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Taser fun

The joy that police feel when then taser someone.

the police were having some taser fun down town.

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Taser heart attack

Where when you are tased it makes you have a heart attack. It has been determined that being tased can make you have a heart attack no matter your age or state of health.

John had a taser heart attack.

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