Shit Tasseled

When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.

Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!

Wank Tassel

A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.

'James is an absolute wank tassel!'

Tassel Tits

Director Arketer on a Tuesday.

Did you see Director Arketer's tassel tits?