Tax

To have sex or to pursue sexual actions with someone. Can also include oral or any form of sex.

Friend 1: Dude that chick is so fucking hot!
Friend 2: I know you should tax!

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taxxed

taxxed; when someone steals your shit.

"oh cuz, i can't find my fone"
"wallah, i bet hamudi taxxed it"

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tax

1. Money paid to the government for the privilege to live in that state or administrative distribution. Typically, taxes are a portion of one's income which approaches 100% as one's income increases; however, the rich often find ways to cheat on their taxes. There are different types of taxes, as well, depending on how one makes and spends money. Many neoliberals claim taxes are immoral, even though the Bible itself requires a tithe of a flat 10% and a poll tax of one half-sheqel; I'd like to see these people live starting out with a debt ten times what they currently make and not be allowed to earn income.
2. To test.

1. "Most people don't like paying taxes."
2. "This is really taxing my patience."

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Tax

to use excessively

"I could tax that fine ass for days."

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Tax

An amout of money given to the goverment. Something we all love to hate, but sometimes fail to realize that it is always put to good use. Shelters the homeless, used to make properly paved roads, allows those without deep pockets to obtain free medical care, ect. Taxes are one of life's little reminders that we are not alone in this life; we have an obligation to those less fourtunate. We are all connected.

Heartless minion: "Taxes are gay. I don't deserve to be forced to give two percent of my grocery bills to those who don't have diddly-shit."

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taxes

What most of you don't pay if you got kids or don't work.

"Look!! President Bush gave us all this money back,even after we got back more than we put in."
Its called welfare people.

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taxing

Tiring, knackering.

"Ugh this hill is taxing"

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