Teacup Piggy

When you do body-shots of Twisted Tea off an obese British woman.

Did you hear that Ryan did a Teacup Piggy last night?

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Royal Teacup

During anal sex, you pull out right before ejacualtion and make sure your partner's asshole is facing upward. Then cum into the gaping asshole and quickly suck it out like it's a cup of tea.

I did a Royal Teacup on Jane.

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Teabagging a Teacup

An act in which the male places his testicles within the female's vagina.

Me: Yo, Tony. You put your dirty teabag in my wife's teacup?
Tony: Yeaah, she was fiiiiine. I was in heaven teabagging a teacup all night!
Me: I aughta graze my teabag across your chin for sayin' somethin' like that.
Tony: I'm up for new things!

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hitlers teacup

the act of sticking your ballsack in a girls ass.

man the hitlers teacup made my nutts smell like shit

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european teacup

Filling up someone's mouth with pee while their head is titled back then sipping the pee out like their mouth is a teacup.

I gave this girl a european teacup last night. I just ate asparagus so it was a bit funky.

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Teacup Skank

A miniature version (read:shorter, physically smaller) on a full-fleged skank. Usually seen in high schools and middle schools. Sadly enough sometimes in elementary school as well. Dresses the part of a skank, and acts like a conceited bitch as well.

"Oh damn, check out that Teacup Skank!! She so little.

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dutch teacup

when you get 2 prostitutes and one cups your balls from behind while the other sucks you off

i got a dutch teacup with the milkmans wife

i didnt know she was on the game?

so is mrs fletcher

youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on

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