teapot

A friend who, although well-meaning, is emotionally unresponsive or incapable of real conversation. Such friends can be nice distractions but usually can't be counted on for anything.

I tried to talk to him about my girlfriend problems, but he's a teapot.

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chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

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Princess Teapot

A guy/girl over the internet with delusions of royal grandeur.

"Hey Edd! Hows it going?"
"Hey Princess Teapot!"

tennessee teapot

A soda,beer,water bottle or a milk jug that has been used as a recepetacle for urine, then thrown on the roadside.

If your done pisssing throw that tennessee teapot out the window.

Golden Teapot

The act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. The urine is then ingested. This act is more prevalent in the male homosexual community.

A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)

You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?

Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.

You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!

trumpist in a teapot

Disparaging term for a blowhard whose hate speech and ignorant ideas are celebrated as a big deal in that tiny, odd world, the MAGA infomercial.

We invited him so that we could expose him as the trumpist in a teapot he truly is.

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Teapot Pose

A photographic pose in which one knee is bent while the other remains hyperextended. The hand opposite the bent knee is placed on the hip, creating an approximate forty degree angle with the arm. The face is then contorted into a "duck face" or painfully fake smile.

This pose is predominately used by females age 16 - 28 of the "basic" variety on social media platforms such as Instagram or Facebook. It can be used singularly but is often utilized for group photos.

Henrietta and three of her friends simultaneously went from standing normally to forming a teapot pose when a camera was pointed in their direction.

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