a person who bumbles thru life going from fuck up to fuck up without realizing.
other meanings may occur when they are the person required to take responsibility but is no where to be found!
my uncle, he's such a ted-cruz...
A sexual desire/fetish to stick your toe in and out of a vagina.
He wanted to do "The Ted Cruz", but that was too freaky for me.
when you “accidentally” like a pornographic post.
*scrolling through feed*
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”
Someone who might have assassinated JFK.
“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”
Temporary abandonment of constituents; increased hatred of American troops; Head permanently stuck up Trump’s ass; retweeting Russian propaganda; moral deficiency; looking like Fidel Castro but much much more of a beta cuck.
Wow, Trump called that man’s wife ugly AF and the man thanked him by giving him a rim job. He totally has Ted Cruz syndrome.