A group of three or more people going into the woods to get slizzered.
"Dude--Jolene, Darlene, Starlene, Sharlene, and me are gonna have a teddy bear picnic this weekend, wanna join?
7π 1π
someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.
guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it
guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door
guy1) uh, yeah no problem...
guy2) thanks
guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear
6π 1π
being buck ass naked
Like wearing a teddy, but bearing it all
When she showed me her teddy bear, I nearly poked out my own eye.
8π 80π
The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall
'you arite?',
'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.
11π 5π
when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered
I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop
11π 5π
A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.
"I feel like I can tell you anything, youβre such a Teddy Bear Man"
A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".