Tek-Mel

When someone says a joke but it's ignored and they keep saying it until they freak out about nobody recognising the joke.

Don't be such a Tek-Mel. It's just not funny!!

tek buddy

Jamaican Slang: to give head

Come er sa and tek buddy

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Going Tek

Word or phrase to describe a senseless deranged act of massive violence against unsuspecting victims with the use of a firearm. Referenced to the mass rampage of the April 16th 2007 incident at Virginia Tech University where 32 members of the student body and faculty were shot and killed by a mentally ill crazed student who then shot and killed himself.

NOTE : Can be used with or without reference to murder/suicide. Play on words with spelling using "Tek" instead of "Tech" in which a Tek-9 is a high powered firearm.

"Yo man I feel like going tek on them fools, for what they did"

"Somedays I get so frustrated I just want to go tek(or go tec) and forget about them and everything else!"

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TEK OUT

Caribbean slang for the Phrase "Taken out". It's the past-tense of the verb" "Take him out" which actually means KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT in most cases..

Guy1: You see how pana Fall off da bike?
Guy2:*Says* TEK OUT!!
(Kind of like the Caribbean slang of "owned")

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g-tek

biggest idiot on the planet

that dj was so wack, i thought it was g-tek

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Tek Wrecker

Person/Person's high on crystal meth who's constant fig-it-ing results in the destruction of every day objects.

The Tek Wrecker has a house full of broken and dismantled electronics due to there constant tek wrecking of thing's.

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tek tyme

Jamaican slow whine which requires lots of concentration securing the whine properly making lots of hand movements corresponding to the way she's whining on you and it usually done at teenage raves which play lots of bashment.

During the dance people scream "tek tyme"

"Bend over lets tek tyme"

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