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This is when you take hit/a drag/a rip/ a slap/ a pull of anything and you’re teleported to a previous memory with that substance.
Bro my juul was fine a second ago and now it’s burnt. I just had a teleportation hit
all the way back to 9th grade.
Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
The ability to teleport anywhere, safely, without danger of materializing within another solid object.
Before No-Fault Teleportation, target materialization sometimes ended in an unfortunate amalgamate of teleporter and environmental element (example: a wall).
It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.
"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."
This is after he got his stomach pumped
When somebody farts in a group and then quickly leaves to absolve themselves from potential blame.
"Dude, I think Eric just did a stanky teleport just now."
The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another
I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another
The level of highness (after smoking) that creates a teleporting sensation. When you are so beyond high you are laying in bed and thinking about the ice cream you have in the fridge….you blink….then boom, you are now sitting oth bathroom with a bowl of ice cream and don’t remember all the steps in between.
Example uno:
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”
Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”
Example dose✌🏻:
Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”